2009 Cadillac Escalade ESV Limousine — Big, bold, and still got its original swagger.
Under the hood: a thirsty-but-refined 6.2L FlexFuel V8 that puts out a hearty 403 hp and 417 ft-lbs of torque. Yes, it’s FlexFuel — happy to sip regular gas or indulge in E85 if you want to feel environmentally complicated. Paired with a smooth-shifting automatic transmission, this is the kind of powertrain that makes merging feel like a polite suggestion—and towing feel like a lifestyle.
Mileage and condition: unbelievably low for its year — under 58,000 miles (that’s under 4,000 miles per year on average). It’s in excellent overall condition, which is dealer-speak for “clean, cared-for, and ready to make your neighbors jealous.”
Factory-appointed features (all the good stuff Cadillac included):
- Spacious ESV extended wheelbase body: more legroom, more cargo, more opportunity to nap in traffic.
- Leather-appointed seating: supple, comfortable, and more luxurious than your living room couch. Front seats are power-adjustable with memory — because once you find the throne position, you want to come back to it.
- Heated front seats: winter is no match for a warm behind.
- Tri-zone automatic climate control: driver, front passenger, and the rear occupants all get to argue about temperature with technology deciding nobody wins.
- Premium Bose sound system: rich, room-filling audio that makes road noise feel like background percussion.
- Satellite radio and AM/FM/CD capability: for those who can’t decide between modern streaming and the romantic charm of CDs.
- OnStar telematics: emergency, navigation, and concierge-type services at your fingertips — sort of like having a helpful butler in the cloud.
- Power liftgate/rear hatch: because lifting a heavy tailgate manually is so last century.
- Power windows, locks, and mirrors with remote keyless entry: all the convenience your fingertips deserve.
- Steering-wheel-mounted audio and cruise controls: keep both hands free for grand gestures and precise steering.
- Cruise control: set it and forget it while the Escalade hums along like a contented, very large cat.
- Stability control, traction control, and ABS: modern electronics keeping the big luxury beast firmly in line.
- Multiple airbags including side-curtain protection: Cadillac doesn’t skimp on safety theatre — or protection.
- Tire pressure monitoring system and theft-deterrent system: tiny but important things that save headaches.
- Roof rails and running boards: practical and still stylish, like sunglasses and loafers.
- Tow-capable chassis with trailer wiring provisions: bring the boat, camper, or tiny parade float. This one was built to tow without breaking a sweat.
Interior versatility: third-row seating that accommodates family, friends, or whoever you recruit to help move heavy furniture. Seats fold to create a cavernous cargo area — ideal for groceries, luggage, or a discreetly large Halloween costume.
Exterior presence: signature Cadillac styling with chrome accents and bold grille — the kind of SUV that announces its arrival even when it’s idling politely at a red light.
Bottom line: this 2009 Escalade ESV is the classic full-size Cadillac experience — luxuriously appointed, solidly built, and low-mileage enough to still feel youthful. If you want a commanding presence, generous comfort, and a V8 that growls with purpose, this one’s ready to be enjoyed (and likely to draw admiring glances and occasional honks).
Want to take it for a spin? Reach out to schedule a test drive — and bring a playlist worthy of that Bose system.